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My Sister Paid Progressive Insurance to Defend Her Killer In Court
I’ve been sending out some impertinent tweets about Progressive Insurance lately, but I haven’t explained how they pissed me off. So I will do that here as succinctly as possible. There’s a general understanding that says, “insurance companies— oh they’re awful,” but since Progressive turned their shit hose on my late sister and my parents, I’ve learned some things that really surprised me.
I’ll try to cleave to the facts. On June 19, 2010, my sister was driving in Baltimore when her car was struck by another car and she was killed. The other driver had run a red light and hit my sister as she crossed the intersection on the green light.
11:02 AM: Oh look, the Academy Award nominations are out!
11:02:30 AM: I guess I don’t really care about the Academy Awards…
One of my favorite things in the world right now is reading interviews of hip hop people like Tyler, the Creator conducted by journalists who love their music. I get this sick sense of pleasure watching it dawn on these people that all the symbolism they found in their favorite artist’s music isn’t really there and that the guy is just some kid who happened upon the right combination of nonsense.
Interviewer: So what does your mask represent?
Subject: I dunno, dude. I thought it looked rad, and I was, like, a huge MF DOOM fan comin’ up so… yeah.
Interviewer: Oh… Cool…
I’m pretty sure that makes me an awful excuse for a human being…
Whatever. It’s still funny.